Taco Bell

Reviews about Taco Bell

• 2 / 5

  By Jonathan Myer
  One day, I went to the Boiling Springs Taco Bell for lunch. Like many people who consider fast food a viable lunch option, I opted for the drive through, because I am lazy and lack character. I ordered two beefy 5 layer burritos, and was requested to pull to the first window, where I would pay a sum just under three cold, hard American dollars. I pulled around the building, and waited. After 5 minutes, the driver in the vehicle in front of me received his or her order, and drove on to freedom. Had I known the ordeal to come, I would have peeled out of that drive through line like a bat from the depths of hadees. Instead, I waited. The sun dipped low on the horizon - still no beefy 5 layer burrito. Seasons changed. Donald Trump launched a political career. Time became as a flat circle, void and meaningless. My back hunched, my skin grew pale, my body nothing more than a gaunt sack of bones and blood. As I prepared to curse God and die, I heard a voice, callow and mocking as it echoed across the empty asphalt of a deserted town, say: "That'll be $2.97".
  
  This Taco Bell sucks
  October 26, 2016